ENGLISH MIDDLE SCHOOL

I need some good cheesy band jokes for school... please help!Thanks!!!!!

(I labeled it as English because I couldn't find anything else to label it as. SORRY!)

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Answer 1
Answer: I know one about star wars.. would that help or no?
Answer 2
Answer: i have one that can be a little controversial.

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in the back of the fridge, and subsequently I became sick to my stomach.

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Hope it helps :)

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Hello there!

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I think you are correct as well. The sentence is now simple because you can get rid of the comma, which makes it complex. So, the correct answer is "The children started clapping when the clown entered the circus ring"

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